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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Just landed via Telegram:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Making waves on Discord:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Breaking via Slack:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Going bananas on Twitch:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Trending via Slack:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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33 shares on Messenger this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Live now on WeChat:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Seen just now on Threads:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Live now on WeChat:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Just shared via Reddit:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Just landed via Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Just shared via TikTok:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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