16 Funny depressed quotes

• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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  cheese, craving, depressed, depression, enough, food, humor, hunger, world

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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  depressed, half, horny, humor, joke, know, math, media, social, social media, Twitter

• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  coping, depressed, depression, doing, emotional, emotional state, ever, good, guy, health, humor, mental, mental health, met, mood, most, pretty, self-deprecation, state

• The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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  animal, concern, depressed, depression, humor, irony, lion

• Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  activity, allowed, depressed, depression, expression, fun, fun activity, health, humor, internet, internet activity, mental, mental health, most, nonsense, online, online expression, online humor, person, satire, times, twisted, twisted times

• You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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  account, bank, cash, depressed, depression, finances, financial, financial joke, health, humor, income, joke, just, mental, mental health, money, need, sarcasm, wealth

• If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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  depressed, exercise, feel, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, physical, physical health, run, self-awareness, soon, worse

• Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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  accept, depressed, depression, humor, i, purchase, reason, return, shopping, should, store, stores, validity

• Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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  better, comedy, depressed, duo, emotions, humor, irony, name, relationship, sad

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