Funny depressed quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

  Commentary:
  "Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷‍♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

  Commentary:
  "So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, how about cookies and milk? 🍪🥛 Or peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!"

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