13 Funny depressed quotes — Wordgag ツ

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

2 months ago2 months ago

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

2 months ago2 months ago

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

2 months ago2 months ago

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

3 months ago3 months ago

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

3 months ago3 months ago

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

5 months ago5 months ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

6 months ago6 months ago

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Jan 28, 2025