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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Making waves on Instagram:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Trending via X:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Trending via X:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Spotted on Facebook:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Freshly posted on X:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Reported on Telegram:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Making waves on YouTube:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Trending via Twitch:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Trending via Pinterest:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Live now on WeChat:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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