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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Reported on YouTube:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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50 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Just shared via X:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Just shared via Discord:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Trending via Threads:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Seen just now on X:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Breaking via YouTube:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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