Funny Dinner Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through Every Course! 🍽️😂

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

2 months ago2 months ago

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

2 months ago2 months ago

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

3 months ago2 months ago

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

3 months ago2 months ago

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

3 months ago2 months ago

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

4 months ago2 months ago

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

4 months ago2 months ago

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

5 months ago2 months ago

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

5 months ago2 months ago

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

5 months ago2 months ago

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

5 months ago2 months ago

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

5 months ago2 months ago

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

6 months ago2 months ago

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 3, 2023

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023