42 Funny dinner quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  "Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're just one culinary mystery away from a Michelin star! 😂🍽️🔍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive meals when you can feast on dreams instead? 💤🍽️ #NapTimeDinnerGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

  Commentary:
  "When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!"

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