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Funny dinner quotes

Sep 22
Share →: Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.
Sep 22
Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
Sep 22
Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
Sep 22
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
Sep 22
Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
Sep 22
Share →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
Sep 22
Share →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
Sep 22
Share →: My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.