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37 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

5 days ago

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

2 weeks ago

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

1 month ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

1 month ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

1 month ago

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

1 month ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

2 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

3 months ago

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

3 months ago

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

3 months ago

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

3 months ago

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

3 months ago

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

3 months ago

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

3 months ago

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

3 months ago

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

3 months ago