73 Funny dinner quotes

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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  9 hours ago

  anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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  12 hours ago

  able, age, book, childhood, dinner, explaining, humor, kids, little, nostalgia, old, phone, phone book, reach, sit, table, teenager, today, try, used

• Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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  12 hours ago

  answer, dating, dinner, girl, girl dinner, heart, hearts, humor, man, men, persistence, refusal, take

• I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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  12 hours ago

  age, aging, bedtime, close, dangerously, dinner, dinner time, getting, humor, just, old, routine, saying, time

• I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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  14 hours ago

  3, afternoon, cook, day, dinner, grandma, humor, i, old fashioned, relaxation, rest, sit, used, why

• Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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  20 hours ago

  asking, communication, death, decision making, dinner, humor, just, love, marriage, question, relationship, reply, replying, spouse, us, want

• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  20 hours ago

  again, cooking, daily, daily routine, decision, decision making, dinner, family, family life, figure, food, humor, i, inform, life, making, meal, meal planning, once, planning, regret, routine, tonight

• Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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  23 hours ago

  activity, alternative, case, court, date, date alternative, dinner, dinner date, forget, fun, fun activity, listening, sit

• I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

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  1 week ago

  cooking, days, dinner, i, meal, meal planning, miss, nostalgia, parenthood, planning, problem, responsibility

• Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, Christmas, compassion, dinner, humor, i, invitation, invited, Jesus, norms, prostitute, social, social norms

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