Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Funny Quotes August 23, 2024

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Funny Quotes August 7, 2024

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Funny Quotes July 12, 2024

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Funny Quotes May 27, 2024

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023