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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Spotted on Slack:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Spotted on Instagram:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Making waves on WeChat:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Shared recently on Discord:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Trending via Snapchat:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Just shared via YouTube:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

73 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

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I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

4 weeks ago

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Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

4 weeks ago

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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

4 weeks ago

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

4 weeks ago

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

4 weeks ago

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

4 weeks ago

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

4 weeks ago

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

4 weeks ago

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Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

4 weeks ago

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

4 weeks ago

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37 shares on Slack this month:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Being strange is exhausting.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

78 shares on Slack this month:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Trending via Instagram:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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