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54 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Posted on4 months ago

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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