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41 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

1 week ago
View →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
2 weeks ago
View →: Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”
2 weeks ago
View →: One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
1 month ago
View →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”
1 month ago
View →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
2 months ago
View →: The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.
2 months ago
View →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
2 months ago
View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
3 months ago
View →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
3 months ago
View →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
3 months ago
View →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
3 months ago
View →: My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.
3 months ago
View →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.
4 months ago
View →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
4 months ago
View →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.
4 months ago
View →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?
4 months ago
View →: Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.
4 months ago
View →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
4 months ago
View →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
4 months ago
View →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.
4 months ago
View →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
4 months ago
View →: So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
4 months ago
View →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
4 months ago
View →: Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.
4 months ago
View →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.
4 months ago
View →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.
4 months ago
View →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.
4 months ago
View →: ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.
4 months ago
View →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.
4 months ago
View →: My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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