Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"
73 Funny dinner quotes
Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.
Commentary:
"Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! 🍕🤣 #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry"
Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.
Commentary:
"Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"
My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"
The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
Commentary:
"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"
The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
Commentary:
Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro
Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.
Commentary:
"Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner 🍷🍽️ Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence 💪🏆"
Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.
Commentary:
📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama