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Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! 🦃👻😂
73 Funny dinner quotes
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.
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Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.
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Still waiting on that five-course meal in a pill form, Chef Future! 🍽️😂🚀
I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.
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Adulting is just a fancy word for Skittles buffet time! 🍬😂
Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
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Why stop there? Ask what's for dessert while she's fixing the roof! 😜🛠️🥧
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
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Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉