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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Just landed via WeChat:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

47 shares on X this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

69 but we both just farting.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

50 shares on WeChat this month:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Spotted on Twitch:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Breaking via Facebook:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Trending via Pinterest:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Going viral on Telegram:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Making waves on Messenger:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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