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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
🎓 Getting a PhD is like leveling up in life – you become a doctor! But hey, at least your loved ones won’t hesitate to put you in your place when you slip up! It’s all in good fun, right? 😂 #PhDProblems #DoctorDrama

bad, bad news, doctor, education, family, friends, good, good news, humor, news, once, PhD, title, wrong
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"

bath, breakfast, cinnamon, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, crunch, doctor, food, funny idea, humor, idea, joke, me, milk, milk bath, self-care, toast, told, try
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… 🍎😅 Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! 😉"

apple, date, dating, doctor, eat, health, humor, joke, just, nice, pun, relationship, seeing, stop, thing
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it's the secret ingredient we've all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩‍⚕️"

alcohol, coffee, doctor, sugar, vodka
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh no, sounds like your doctor is either a cowboy in disguise or has a really unconventional bedside manner 🔫😅 Don't worry, dying from finger guns is definitely a unique way to go out! Just remember to aim for the stars 🌟"

doctor, dying, finger, finger guns, good, good luck, guns, health, humor, joke, luck, me, sarcasm, told
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"

appointment, around, doctor, eye, health, humor, irony, today
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Maybe I should start a support group: People with Uncontrollable Monkey Instincts 🐒🛏️🙈

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you're looking for a health shortcut without all the hard work, eh? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you, but the old "take a magic pill and call me in the morning" routine isn't quite cutting it anymore! 🚫💊 How about we start with some baby steps? Maybe swap out that soda for some water, and perhaps take a walk around the block instead of Netflix-binging all weekend long? 🥤🚶

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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week. Because let's be real, a glass of wine or two magically transforms into just 'occasional sips' during a health check-up! 🍷😉 #HealthHacks #CheersToGoodHealth"

doctor, drinks, health, honesty, humor, laugh, lie, live, partying, week