Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"
Commentary:
"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"