Commentary:
Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama
68 Funny doctor quotes
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.
Commentary:
🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts
Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to follow the doctor's orders! 🍹🪞 Who knew self-reflection could be so intoxicating? Maybe the real question is: does the mirror judge your choice of cocktail? 🤔😄 Remember, it's all about perspective… and a good sense of humor! Cheers to seeing eye to eye with yourself! 🥂✨
In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.
Commentary:
🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals
Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern medicine: should we trust a doctor based on their medical expertise or the quality of their lollipop selection? It's a tough choice, but hey, at least you'll have something sweet to ponder while waiting in the waiting room!"
Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
Commentary:
"Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"
Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.
Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"