Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Commentary:
"Looking for a Dorito fairy godmother to save my snacks and my pages from disaster 👸🏻🧀📚 But sorry weirdos, we have standards in this literary kingdom! 👑🚫"

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"