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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Trending via Reddit:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Just shared via Threads:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Making waves on Discord:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Making waves on YouTube:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Going viral on Reddit:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Reported on WhatsApp:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Breaking via Instagram:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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