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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Spotted on X:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

Seen just now on Threads:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Funny Doritos quotes

Funny Doritos quotes are the perfect way to spice up your snack time with a crunch of humor 🌶️😄 Whether you’re sharing with friends or just enjoying solo, these witty lines bring extra flavor to every chip moment 🍟✨ Get ready to laugh out loud and savor the cheesy goodness in style! 🎉🧀 #SnackGoals #CrunchTime

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

4 weeks ago
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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

1 month ago
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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

1 month ago
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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Making waves on Facebook:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Making waves on Threads:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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