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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Funny dramatic quotes bring the perfect blend of laughter and flair 🎭😂, turning everyday moments into epic scenes worthy of an award! Whether you’re feeling extra theatrical or just need a sassy comeback, these witty lines add spice 🌶️ and sparkle ✨ to any conversation. Get ready to channel your inner diva or drama king/queen with a splash of humor that’s totally unforgettable! 🎉🎬

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1 week ago
Share →: If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Commentary:
"When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Commentary:
"Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"
2 months ago
Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Commentary:
"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"
6 months ago
Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
6 months ago
Share →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Commentary:
"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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