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  • I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

    Commentary:
    “Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert”

  • If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

    Commentary:
    “When they realize you’re not coming back, cue the plot twist they’ll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit”

  • I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

    Commentary:
    “Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday’s relentless return? 🙄 Let’s petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who’s with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander”

  • Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

    Commentary:
    Middle children be like: “Hey, remember me? I’m still here!” 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings’ saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we’ve mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen

  • The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like cannons finally got the memo about ‘peace and love’ 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren’t moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol’ days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly ‘shot’ down 🤣🔫.”

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