Funny Dream Quotes That Will Have You Laughing in Your Sleep! 🌙😂

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

3 months ago2 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago2 months ago

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

5 months ago2 months ago

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

5 months ago2 months ago

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

5 months ago2 months ago

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

5 months ago2 months ago

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

5 months ago2 months ago

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

5 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

5 months ago2 months ago

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

May 15, 20242 months ago

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

May 14, 20242 months ago

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

May 6, 20242 months ago

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Oct 21, 20232 months ago

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Oct 19, 20232 months ago

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Sep 23, 2023Oct 4, 2023

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Sep 22, 2023Nov 2, 2023

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023