77 Funny dream quotes

• Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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  6 days ago

  always, away, childhood, dream, ever, far, far away, galaxy, humor, i, kid, live, sci-fi, space, wanted, wish

• Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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  2 weeks ago

  alternate, alternate reality, another, confirmation, dream, dreams, just, real, reality, scientist, scientists

• Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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  2 weeks ago

  cryptic, divine, dream, dreams, gut, gut instinct, instinct, intuition, source, symbolism

• In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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  3 weeks ago

  20s, before, dating, demon, dream, dreams, evil, important, light, loser, love, man, narcissist, relationship, run

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  1 month ago

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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  1 month ago

  activity, dream, dreams, empty, empty house, football, house, indoor, indoor activity, leisure, rain, relaxation, stuff, television, TV

• Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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  1 month ago

  backflip, dream, forever, funny dream, just, memory, show, someone, stranger, surprise, unexpected, unexpected visitor, visitor

• I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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  1 month ago

  boss, dream, extra, hour, hours, humor, i, invoice, joke, last, management, night, overtime, sleep, time, time management, work

• Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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  1 month ago

  anything, cauliflower, dream, dreams, food, give, humor, inspiration, motivation, noodle, noodles, pizza, too, want, zucchini

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