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46 Funny dream quotes

Funny dream quotes offer a humorous glimpse into the whimsical and sometimes bizarre world of dreams! 🌙😂 From quirky dream scenarios to witty reflections on what we dream about, these quotes highlight the comical side of our nighttime adventures. Enjoy a laugh as you explore the lighter side of dreaming! 😄💭

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

2 weeks ago

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

2 weeks ago

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

3 weeks ago

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

1 month ago

Wake me up when I’m rich!

1 month ago

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

1 month ago

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

1 month ago

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

3 months ago

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

3 months ago

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

3 months ago

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

3 months ago

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

3 months ago

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

3 months ago

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

3 months ago

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

3 months ago

My dream car is a taco truck.

3 months ago