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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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52 Funny dream quotes

Funny dream quotes offer a humorous glimpse into the whimsical and sometimes bizarre world of dreams! 🌙😂 From quirky dream scenarios to witty reflections on what we dream about, these quotes highlight the comical side of our nighttime adventures. Enjoy a laugh as you explore the lighter side of dreaming! 😄💭

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7 days ago
Share →: No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Commentary:
Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
1 week ago
Share →: People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Commentary:
Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊
1 week ago
Share →: Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Commentary:
"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
2 months ago
Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

…

Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"
3 months ago
Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Commentary:
"When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock ⏰🦄 #PlotTwist"
3 months ago
Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"
3 months ago
Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Commentary:
Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Reported on Reddit:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Just landed via Threads:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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