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Funny dream quotes

Jun 14
Share →: I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.
May 10
Share →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
Oct 3
Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.
Sep 28
Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”
Sep 25
Share →: Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
Sep 23
Share →: I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
Sep 22
Share →: I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!
Sep 22
Share →: People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
Sep 22
Share →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Sep 22
Share →: I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.