Commentary:
Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
79 Funny dream quotes
People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.
Commentary:
Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊
Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.
Commentary:
"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.
Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.
Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.
Commentary:
"When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock ⏰🦄 #PlotTwist"
Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.
Commentary:
"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"
As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.
Commentary:
Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles