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When your research sources are vibes, dreams, and a magic 8 ball 🎱✨🔮
79 Funny dream quotes
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.
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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.
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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼
I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.
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Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo 😄🤘🎸
I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.
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Dreams really do come true; too bad my friends won't pay me for my professional couch-warming services! 🛋️😴🔥