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Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.

May 18, 2026

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Apr 1, 2026

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

Apr 1, 2026

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Apr 1, 2026

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Apr 1, 2026

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Apr 1, 2026

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Apr 1, 2026

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Apr 1, 2026

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Apr 1, 2026

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Mar 31, 2026

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Mar 31, 2026

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Mar 31, 2026

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Mar 31, 2026

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Mar 31, 2026

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Mar 30, 2026

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Mar 30, 2026

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Mar 30, 2026

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Mar 30, 2026

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Mar 30, 2026

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Mar 29, 2026

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Mar 29, 2026

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Mar 29, 2026

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Mar 29, 2026

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Mar 29, 2026

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Mar 29, 2026

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Mar 29, 2026

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Mar 28, 2026

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Mar 28, 2026

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Mar 28, 2026

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Mar 28, 2026

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Mar 28, 2026

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Mar 27, 2026

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Mar 27, 2026

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Mar 27, 2026

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Mar 27, 2026

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Mar 27, 2026

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Mar 26, 2026

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Mar 26, 2026