Funny dumbest quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the volume knob is directly proportional to the intelligence level 🗣️🤦‍♂️! Perhaps we need some earplugs for our brains when it comes to political chatter 😆🔇!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the world ended with a whimper instead of a bang! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew the end of days could be so lackluster? Maybe we can upgrade to a more exciting apocalypse next time! 🌎💥😂"

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