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- But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?
- Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.
- Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
- Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
- And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.
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- And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.
- Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
- But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?
- Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.
- I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
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