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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, β€œthink twice, adventurer.”

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Metallica’s β€œNothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Breaking via Twitch:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Trending via Pinterest:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Making waves on Discord:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Trending via Slack:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out β€œShots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Just shared via Reddit:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Trending via Instagram:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Reported on Facebook:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has shared:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Trending via Telegram:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Shared recently on Slack:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Just landed via WeChat:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Freshly posted on X:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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