Funny early morning quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! #WorkaholicProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

  Commentary:
  It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats!

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