Funny early morning quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! 🏖️⏰ Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! 😂 #WorkaholicProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

  Commentary:
  It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

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