Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Commentary:
It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! 🏖️⏰ Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! 😂 #WorkaholicProblems"