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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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