15 Funny election quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅‍♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

  Commentary:
  🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship

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