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"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"
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- I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.
- Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.
- Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
- We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
- My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
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"Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔" -
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🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals -
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Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship
Top Funny Election Quotes 🔥
- There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
- We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
- It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.
- I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
- Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.
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