I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔"

Hear me out. What if we don't elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Commentary:
🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship