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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

3 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

3 months ago

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

3 months ago

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

3 months ago

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

3 months ago

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

3 months ago

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

3 months ago

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

3 months ago

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

3 months ago

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

3 months ago

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

3 months ago

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

3 months ago

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

3 months ago

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

3 months ago