80 Funny else quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's stair takeover: making sure leg day is canceled for everyone else! 🦵🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

  Commentary:
  "Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

  Commentary:
  "I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your uniqueness because you're one of a kind! 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, there's only one edition of you – no returns, no exchanges! 🔄😂 #OneOfAKind"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

  Commentary:
  🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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