Funny employer quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you have a generous employer like that? 🤑 Say goodbye to those expensive coping mechanisms and hello to financial stability! 💸 #EmployerGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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