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Funny employer quotes

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can't afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025