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Forgiving my past questionable taste in men is my cardio workout for the soul 😂💃 #WeightLifterOfEmotionalBaggage ❤️🩹🙈
215 Funny entertainment quotes
My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.
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When the kids finally hit self-amusement mode, it's like finding Bigfoot—rare, mythical, and you only half believe it happened 😂🦶✨
My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.
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Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪
Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.
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When your parents find a hidden Netflix gem, it's like they've unlocked a secret level of the internet 😂🎬🔍
I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.
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When life was all about SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo, not taxes or adulting! 😂📺 #BringBackSimpleTimes