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5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
5 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Commentary:
"I feel you, pillow! 🤦‍♂️ Do your pillow duties properly, will you? Don't let the pillow talk go to your head! 🛌😆 #PillowProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Commentary:
"🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"
5 months ago
Share →: How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic 🧙‍♂️🍰 Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? 🕰️🚪 Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! 🌟🍰"
5 months ago
Share →: Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious language of teenagers – a combination of eye rolls, grunts, and unsolicited opinions in a dialect only understood by fellow parents. 🤦‍♂️ Can't wait for that magical moment when coherent sentences make a comeback! 🙏😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Commentary:
🚪😂 "I don’t need everything handed to me on a silver platter, just slide it through the door like a stealthy delivery ninja. Bonus points if you can ring the doorbell without waking the cat! 😜🐱"
5 months ago
Share →: I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"
5 months ago
Share →: That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"