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6 months ago
Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Commentary:
"Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Commentary:
"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁‍♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Commentary:
"Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
6 months ago
Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Commentary:
"Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Commentary:
"Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"
6 months ago
Share →: I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨‍🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"