Commentary:
Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
Funny extinction quotes
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
Commentary:
This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.
Commentary:
"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"
Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
Commentary:
"Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"