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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Making waves on WeChat:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Reported on Threads:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Going viral on WeChat:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Just shared via X:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Going viral on X:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Live now on Instagram:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Live now on WhatsApp:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Just shared via YouTube:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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