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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Making waves on Instagram:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Just shared via Threads:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Seen just now on X:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Spotted on Discord:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Making waves on Messenger:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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