Funny family relationship quotes

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.