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Funny fate quotes

I'm blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
God's plan for me is super weird so far.

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
When we're old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025