213 Funny fitness quotes

• How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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  2 weeks ago

  fitness, humor, joke, keep, longer, much, Pilates, pretend, pretending, sex, thing

• (lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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  2 weeks ago

  exercise, FitBit, fitness, getting, getting lost, got, humor, labyrinth, lost, nice, steps, walking

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, fitness, gym, humor, joke, leg, leg day, misunderstanding, self-care, shaving

• They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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  1 month ago

  battle, exercise, fitness, getting, getting in shape, gym, half, hard, humor, i, mental, mental battle, motivation, procrastination, say, shape, thought, today, workout

• Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout

• Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking

• Scrolling should count as cardio.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cardio, count, exercise, fitness, humor, joke, scrolling, should, workout

• Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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  2 months ago

  actually, easier, endurance, exercise, fitness, humor, just, lot, masochism, motivation, pain, running

• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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  2 months ago

  calorie, consider, conversation, fitness, humor, ID, interaction, maybe, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

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