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154 Funny fitness quotes

Funny fitness quotes add a hilarious twist to your workout routine! 💪😂 Whether you’re lifting weights or avoiding the gym altogether, these witty quips will keep you smiling through the sweat. Enjoy some humor as you navigate the ups and downs of staying fit! 😄🏋️‍♀️

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

4 days ago

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

4 days ago

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

2 weeks ago

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

1 month ago

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

1 month ago

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

1 month ago

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

1 month ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

1 month ago

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

1 month ago

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

1 month ago

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

1 month ago

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

1 month ago

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

1 month ago

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

1 month ago

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

1 month ago

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

1 month ago

Never eat more than you can lift.

1 month ago

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

1 month ago

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

1 month ago

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

1 month ago

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

1 month ago

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

2 months ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

2 months ago

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

2 months ago

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

2 months ago

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

2 months ago

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

2 months ago

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

2 months ago

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

2 months ago