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168 Funny fitness quotes
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- Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
- Iโm not saying itโs been a while, Iโm just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
- Now that Iโm in my mid-forties, I think Iโll take up parkour.
- Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
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- Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.
- The closest thing Iโve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
- I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
- If overthinking burned calories, Iโd never need to exercise again.
- Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.
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