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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Back to the Future and chill?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Freshly posted on X:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Breaking via Slack:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Just shared via WeChat:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Just shared via Telegram:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

215 Funny fitness quotes

Funny fitness quotes add a hilarious twist to your workout routine! 💪😂 Whether you’re lifting weights or avoiding the gym altogether, these witty quips will keep you smiling through the sweat. Enjoy some humor as you navigate the ups and downs of staying fit! 😄🏋️‍♀️

New funny fitness quotes 👇

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

3 weeks ago

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I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

3 weeks ago

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

3 weeks ago

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

3 weeks ago

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

3 weeks ago

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

3 weeks ago

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

3 weeks ago

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

3 weeks ago

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

3 weeks ago

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

3 weeks ago

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13 shares on Instagram this month:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

23 shares on Messenger this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Just landed via Threads:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Making waves on Reddit:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Broadcasted on X:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Spotted on TikTok:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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