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Sounds like my flexibility is about as stubborn as my cat when it’s bath time! 🐱🛁🙆♂️
217 Funny fitness quotes
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! 😜💪🧘♀️
(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.
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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
Runners who smoke need to pick a side.
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Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃♂️💨
Scrolling should count as cardio.
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Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂
Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?
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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃♂️🤣