Funny fitted sheet quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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