21 Funny fly quotes

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  37 minutes ago

  Share →: Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

  Commentary:
  Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

  Commentary:
  Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄

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  6 days ago

  Share →: A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

  Commentary:
  Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

  Commentary:
  "When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

  Commentary:
  "Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

  Commentary:
  If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

  Commentary:
  Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

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