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14 Funny fly quotes

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can't even get out of the open window.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025