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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.
She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”
The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.
If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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3 months ago
Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Commentary:
If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!
5 months ago
Share →: The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Commentary:
"Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Commentary:
"Oh, looks like your spaceship's landing gear is still deployed! 🛸 Let me close the hangar for you before we take off into civilian fashion territory! 🚀👖"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Commentary:
Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Commentary:
"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"
5 months ago
Share →: Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Commentary:
"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Commentary:
Looks like the pilot's in for some impromptu sightseeing if you choose a marathon movie! ✈️🎬 Just imagine them circling the skies, wondering why they're suddenly on a prolonged scenic tour instead of landing on time. Maybe they'll even have time for a snack break at cruising altitude! 🍿✈️
5 months ago
Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Commentary:
"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"