31 Funny fly quotes

• She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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  24 minutes ago

  animals, apartment, date, fly, fruit, fruit fly, humor, pest, relationship, turn, turn off

• The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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  7 hours ago

  annoyance, buzzing, enough, fly, irritation, mood, ruin, sound, whole

• Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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  18 hours ago

  Christmas, Christmas tree farm, digger, farm, flirting, fly, gold, gold digger, grandpa, hand, hand rubbing, hands, humor, me, night, rubbing, shit, told, tree, woman

• People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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  20 hours ago

  activity, fly, fly kite, glad, humor, kite, nostalgia, over, past, past activity, people, sarcastic, sarcastic humor, used

• In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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  1 day ago

  20, anyone, car, comparison, confusion, driving, fly, headlights, hop, humor, i, just, knows, minutes, movie, movie comparison, rental, rental car, spaceship, spent, star, Star Wars, trying, wars

• Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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  1 day ago

  corral, everywhere, fly, food, food place, fruit, fruit fly, funny observation, golden, Golden Corral, humor, insect, observation, place, supermarket, why

• If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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  2 months ago

  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

• I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, English, fly, going, hard, humor, i, insect, kill, language, leave, right, say, threat, wish

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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  2 months ago

  costume, costume safety, fly, flying, humor, label, labels, safety, superhero, superman, Superman costume, telling, warning, warning label, why

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