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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Freshly posted on X:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Trending via Threads:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Trending via Twitch:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Just shared via Facebook:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,668

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Live now on Instagram:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Spotted on Slack:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Breaking via TikTok:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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