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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Breaking via Telegram:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I would prefer not to.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Trending via TikTok:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Breaking via Messenger:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Just shared via TikTok:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Just landed via Telegram:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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