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6 months ago
Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"
6 months ago
Share →: I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! 🔄 It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! 😅 Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! 🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'Let's make changes and hope they don't notice' technique. A bold strategy, indeed! 🤣🤷‍♂️ #ProblemSolving101"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Commentary:
"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label 😂🐜. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟
6 months ago
Share →: Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Commentary:
"Technically, it's not a holiday… but in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we have a right to take the fifth (of July)! 🇺🇸🎆 #IndependenceDayExtened #FreedomFriday"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unexpected time warp from Friday to Tuesday! Time to play catch up with the days like a real-life game of Where's Waldo 🤔⏰ #TimeTravelTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! 🤔 Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! 😂 Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! ☕️💪"
6 months ago
Share →: By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Commentary:
🛍️💸 "Who needs discounts when you have the ultimate budget-saving strategy of not buying anything at all on Black Friday? That's how you secure that sweet 100% off deal! It's the art of masterful non-shopping. Your wallet thanks you, and your inner bargain hunter is probably scratching its head in confusion!" 💡🙅‍♂️