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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.
Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.
Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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5 months ago
Share →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unending struggle between bookworm bliss and literary impatience!📚🐛 It's like waiting for a suspenseful plot twist – but in real life! Will they ever finish the book, or are we doomed to an eternal cliffhanger? The saga continues…⏳😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Commentary:
"Planning a road trip? Don't forget to bring a positive friend and a negative friend along for the ride! 🚗💨 That way, you'll always have a jump start when things go downhill… or uphill, depending on your friends' moods! ⚡😄 #GoodVibes #RoadTripLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
5 months ago
Share →: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic love-hate relationship with oneself! Who knew being your own worst enemy could also make you your best friend? 🤔🤷‍♂️ Remember, always keep your friends close and your enemies… well, apparently even closer because they might just be you! 😄👯‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
5 months ago
Share →: AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Commentary:
"AI is like that friend who's constantly in your pocket, ready to chime in with advice – whether you asked for it or not! 🤖💬 Just remember to take its suggestions with a pinch of 'byte' and a whole lot of skepticism!"
5 months ago
Share →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"
5 months ago
Share →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about toast priorities – share your friend's delicious toast while keeping a close eye on your enemy's toaster… just in case they try to burn it! 🔥🍞😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"