14 Funny funeral quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

  Commentary:
  🕶️💼 Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, it's all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 👀💬 "Whose funeral is it?" Oh, just keeping my options open… 😂 #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

  Commentary:
  "Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like most men have to wait until the very end to enjoy some blooms! 🌼💀 Guess they really nailed their funeral attire with a floral display in the end!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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