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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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Live now on Snapchat:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Going viral on X:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Live now on Discord:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Seen just now on Discord:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Going bananas on X:

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Live now on Instagram:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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92 shares on WeChat this month:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

50 shares on Slack this month:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

My brain has too many tabs open.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Just shared via Facebook:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Spotted on Discord:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Making waves on Threads:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Spotted on Threads:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Trending via Slack:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Making waves on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Trending via Reddit:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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