Funny funny remark quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I see the struggle of finding the perfect companion continues 😜🕰️ Maybe they're lost in a time warp or hiding in a parallel universe! Keep searching, you never know where your 'missing piece' might be hiding! 🌌🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"

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