Funny quotes game

58 Funny game quotes

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

1 month ago

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

1 month ago

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

1 month ago

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

1 month ago

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

2 months ago

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

2 months ago

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

2 months ago

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

3 months ago

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

3 months ago

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

3 months ago

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

3 months ago

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

3 months ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

3 months ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

3 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

3 months ago