61 Funny game quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Work is the worst video game ever.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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