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58 Funny game quotes

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025