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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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Making waves on Messenger:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Trending via Facebook:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Trending via Telegram:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Making waves on X:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Just landed via Telegram:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Seen just now on Threads:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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21 shares on Facebook this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Freshly posted on X:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Just landed via Discord:

Long story short, I survived.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Trending via Pinterest:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Shared recently on Discord:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Live now on Slack:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Just shared via TikTok:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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