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When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
101 Funny game quotes
Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.
I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.
If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
