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Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Just shared via Slack:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Making waves on Facebook:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Just landed via Reddit:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Just landed via Slack:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Making waves on Slack:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Just landed via TikTok:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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Funny game quotes 🎮😂 are the secret sauce to leveling up your laughter meter! Whether you’re dodging pixelated ghosts or battling epic bosses, these clever quips and comical one-liners will have you chuckling like a mischievous NPC. From legendary glitches to hilarious character banter, dive into a world where humor and gaming collide! Get ready to LOL your way through epic adventures—because even heroes need a good laugh! 😆🕹️

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7 days ago
Share →: My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Commentary:
I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
7 days ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
1 week ago
Share →: Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃‍♂️✨
1 week ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Commentary:
Trying to find the exit in my mind is like playing hide and seek with a ghost. 😂🧠🚪
1 week ago
Share →: Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Commentary:
Playing it safe, as long as you're not number six! 🎱😂🔫
1 week ago
Share →: I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "Monopoly Madness"—when a friendly game night turns into a corporate takeover! 🤑🏠😂
1 week ago
Share →: If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Commentary:
Looks like I've found a new way to 'be there in spirit' and keep the games fair—worth the rebranding as the family's ultimate timekeeper! ⏳👻😂
1 week ago
Share →: My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️‍♀️💊
1 week ago
Share →: Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Commentary:
Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️‍🩹✨
1 week ago
Share →: The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Commentary:
When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Spotted on Discord:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Just shared via TikTok:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Just landed via Threads:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Spotted on Twitch:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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