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126 Funny game quotes

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, PokĂŠmon Go.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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