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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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Funny gateway quotes

Funny gateway quotes open the door to laughter and lighthearted vibes 😄🚪 Whether you’re stepping into new adventures or just escaping the daily grind, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to every journey 🌟✈️ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, get ready to giggle and grin as you explore the quirkiest takes on gateways and new beginnings! 😜🎉

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

2 months ago

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Making waves on YouTube:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Shared recently on TikTok:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Trending via Messenger:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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