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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Spotted on Telegram:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Just shared via Slack:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Trending via TikTok:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Trending via Messenger:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,570

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Just landed via X:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Shared recently on Discord:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Going viral on Slack:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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