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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Live now on Reddit:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Live now on Pinterest:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Trending via Reddit:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Going viral on TikTok:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Just shared via Instagram:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Just landed via Threads:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Spotted on YouTube:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Making waves on Instagram:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Going viral on TikTok:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Shared recently on X:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Spotted on Threads:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Seen just now on Slack:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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