Funny gaze quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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