Commentary:
"Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"