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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Funny giraffe quotes bring a playful touch to the towering charm of these majestic animals. 🦒😄 From witty remarks about their long necks to humorous observations about their unique perspective on life, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of giraffes. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun side of these gentle giants! 🦒😄

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Share →: Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Just imagine the amount of honey you'd need! 🍯🦒😁
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Commentary:
"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Commentary:
"Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Just shared via Threads:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Breaking via WeChat:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Going viral on Messenger:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Making waves on Telegram:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Trending via Instagram:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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