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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on WeChat:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Live now on Pinterest:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Just landed via Threads:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Live now on Twitch:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Going bananas on Reddit:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Trending via Facebook:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Live now on Pinterest:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Discord this month:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

59 shares on X this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

24 shares on X this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

17 shares on Telegram this month:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

18 shares on Threads this month:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,692

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Just landed via Reddit:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Just landed via Discord:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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