40 Funny glasses quotes

• How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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  2 days ago

  funny question, glasses, humor, i, prescription, question, vision, windshield

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  4 weeks ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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  1 month ago

  glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  2 months ago

  asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, clear, communication, eyewear, glasses, going, humor, just, ok, put

• Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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  2 months ago

  actually, contact, contact lens, contacts, eyesight, free, glasses, joke, lens, seeing, surprise, vision, wait

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, annoyance, glasses, hate, humor, i, insect, invasion, mind, mind trick, outdoor, outside, second, think, trick, unexpected

• Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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  2 months ago

  1080p, 360p, changing, clarity, cleaning, comparison, glasses, humor, vision

• My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily wear, everyday, expensive, fashion, glasses, humor, i, irony, most, self-deprecation, thing, toxic, toxic trait, trait, wear

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