Funny Glasses Quotes That Will Have You Seeing the Humor Clearly! 🤓😂

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

2 months ago2 months ago

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

3 months ago2 months ago

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

3 months ago2 months ago

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

3 months ago2 months ago

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

3 months ago2 months ago

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

3 months ago2 months ago

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

3 months ago2 months ago

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

4 months ago2 months ago

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

4 months ago2 months ago

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

5 months ago2 months ago

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

5 months ago2 months ago

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

5 months ago2 months ago

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

May 6, 20242 months ago

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Oct 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Oct 12, 2023May 6, 2024

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023