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31 Funny glasses quotes

Funny glasses quotes provide a humorous take on the world through our favorite lenses! 👓😂 Whether it’s playful comments about wearing glasses or witty observations on the sight-enhancing accessory, these quotes capture the fun side of having specs. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the lighter moments of life with glasses! 😄🔍

3 weeks ago
View →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
2 months ago
View →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
4 months ago
View →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.
5 months ago
View →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
5 months ago
View →: Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.
5 months ago
View →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.
5 months ago
View →: Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.
5 months ago
View →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.
5 months ago
View →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.
5 months ago
View →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.
5 months ago
View →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.
5 months ago
View →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.
5 months ago
View →: I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.
5 months ago
View →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.
5 months ago
View →: Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.
5 months ago
View →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
5 months ago
View →: Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?
5 months ago
View →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
5 months ago
View →: I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.
5 months ago
View →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
5 months ago
View →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
5 months ago
View →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
5 months ago
View →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
5 months ago
View →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
5 months ago
View →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
5 months ago
View →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.
5 months ago
View →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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