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Funny glasses quotes

May 6
Share →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
Oct 31
Share →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
Oct 22
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
Oct 17
Share →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
Oct 12
Share →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
Sep 29
Share →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
Sep 29
Share →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.
Sep 22
Share →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
Sep 22
Share →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
Sep 22
Share →: I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.