31 Funny glasses quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Respect people who wear glasses because they've invested in a front-row ticket to the show that is your life! 🤓💸 Give 'em a standing ovation for their dedication to seeing things clearly (including your questionable fashion choices)!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! 🌬️👓 Don't stop, I'm just trying to keep it cool and clear here 😎 #FoggyFlattery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It's like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

  Commentary:
  👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! 🤔💊👓 Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! 😂

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