Funny grandfather quotes

• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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  2 months ago

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• The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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  2 months ago

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• My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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  6 months ago

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