Funny grandmother quotes

• My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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• Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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  2 months ago

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• I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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• Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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• I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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  3 months ago

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