Funny grandmother quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Move over romance, because grandma's meatballs are on the menu! 🍝 Who needs love when you've got a secret family recipe that's sure to steal hearts and fill bellies? 😄 Let's just hope they're not in it just for the meatballs…or are they? 🤔 #GrandmasMeatballMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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