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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Making waves on Facebook:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Reported on Discord:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Going viral on Messenger:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Making waves on TikTok:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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My favorite color is money.

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Funny grandmother quotes

Funny grandmother quotes capture the delightful and quirky wisdom of our beloved grandmothers. 👵😄 Whether it’s their unique way of giving advice or their humorous takes on life, these quotes remind us of the special charm and warmth that grandmothers bring to our lives. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the endearing humor that only a grandmother can provide. 😂💖

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Share →: I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Commentary:
Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️
6 months ago
Share →: Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Commentary:
"Move over romance, because grandma's meatballs are on the menu! 🍝 Who needs love when you've got a secret family recipe that's sure to steal hearts and fill bellies? 😄 Let's just hope they're not in it just for the meatballs…or are they? 🤔 #GrandmasMeatballMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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"Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"
6 months ago
Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Commentary:
"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Reported on Facebook:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Live now on WeChat:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Just shared via Slack:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Trending via X:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Going viral on Telegram:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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