78 Funny great quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mighty comma – the unsung hero of punctuation, master of timing ⏱️, the pause button of written language! Bravo, dear comma, for your subtle yet powerful influence on the flow of words! 😉👏 #CommaMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

  Commentary:
  "Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is 😆📚 It's all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby's tragic demise! 🎉 #PartyFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

  Commentary:
  Living in a city where seagulls are the fashionably exclusive bird poop connoisseurs – a true sign of elite urban living! 💁‍♂️🏙️ Who needs mundane pigeon droppings when you can boast a splash of seaside sophistication? Embrace the unexpected blessings from above, darling! 💩🕊️ #CityLivingElevated

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

  Commentary:
  "Great minds think alike, but let's not forget that the village idiots are also forming an alliance over there! 🤔🤣 #unityindiversity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

  Commentary:
  🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

  Commentary:
  "Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"

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