Funny quotes haircut

Funny haircut quotes

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

2 months ago

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

3 months ago

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

3 months ago

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

3 months ago

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

3 months ago

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

3 months ago