14 Funny haircut quotes

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, barber, conversation, customer, etiquette, getting, haircut, humor, own, please, social, social etiquette, started, talk, talking

• Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bro, day, event, friendship, grooming, haircut, humor, never, special, special event

• Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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  2 months ago

  even, grow, growth, haircut, hairstyle, humor, joke, patience, remember, worst

• Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, confidence, delay, fashion, glow-up, haircut, humor, i, iconic, just, rugged, self-care, self-improvement, sometimes, style

• Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, funny thought, good, haircut, humor, i, life, self-reflection, sometimes, thought, wonder

• Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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  2 months ago

  barber, change, every, fear, haircut, humor, men, new, trust, trying

• You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad hair, discount, giving, hair, hair salon, haircut, haircut joke, humor, joke, know, salon

• Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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  2 months ago

  expense, haircut, humor, insurance, necessity, self-care, should

• Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, haircut, healthcare, humor, medical, satire, self-care, should, wellness

• I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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  2 months ago

  care, dog, dog groomer, experience, funny observation, groom, groomer, grooming, grooming experience, haircut, i, just, myself, observation, own, pet, pet care, stylist, understand

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