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5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Commentary:
"Who you gonna call? 📞 👻 Ghostbusters or Halloween enthusiasts? 😂 Nothing says festive like disappearing into thin air! Just another perk of the spooktacular season! 🎃👻 #HalloweenHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Commentary:
"🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Commentary:
Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄
5 months ago
Share →: For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Commentary:
"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"
5 months ago
Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"
5 months ago
Share →: On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Commentary:
"Get ready for some full-size servings of terrible wisdom this Halloween! 🎃🍫 Remember, sometimes bad advice can be the best treat of all! Just like those full-size candy bars, grab them quick while supplies last… or maybe not 😏🤪 #HalloweenHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"
5 months ago
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"