I don't need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Commentary:
Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄

For Halloween, Iโ€™m going as an emotional roller coaster.

For Halloween, Iโ€™m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Commentary:
"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"

For this Halloween Iโ€™ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those whoโ€™ve angered me.

For this Halloween Iโ€™ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those whoโ€™ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"

On Halloween, Iโ€™ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

On Halloween, Iโ€™ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Commentary:
"Get ready for some full-size servings of terrible wisdom this Halloween! 🎃🍫 Remember, sometimes bad advice can be the best treat of all! Just like those full-size candy bars, grab them quick while supplies last… or maybe not 😏🤪 #HalloweenHumor"

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"

I donโ€™t know what iโ€™m going to be for Halloween, so Iโ€™m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

I donโ€™t know what iโ€™m going to be for Halloween, so Iโ€™m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

Halloween candy isnโ€™t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isnโ€™t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."