Funny handles quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! 🔥🧘‍♂️ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🤣🍳 #HotHandleClub

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

  Commentary:
  "The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"

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