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Commentary:
“Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! ”

affection, angel, compliment, digital, digital interaction, equivalent, forehead, humor, interaction, kindness, kissing, liking, me, media, post, social, social media

27 minutes ago
Commentary:
“When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! ”

cynicism, humor, irony, motivation, nobody, sarcasm, self-deprecating, useless, uselessness, witty

2 hours ago
Commentary:
“True! At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! ”

attractiveness, breakup, dating, downside, fun, hot, hot men, humor, joke, men, only, relationship, still

3 hours ago
Commentary:
“Plot twist: Medusa’s just an overzealous art curator! ”

actually, ancient, ancient art, ancient Greece, art, greece, greek, Greek sculpture, humor, Medusa, myth, mythology, sculpture

3 hours ago
Commentary:
“Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I’ll just wear one on the plane! ”

always, annoyance, close, even, fluffiness, fluffy, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, towels, travel, worst

4 hours ago
Commentary:
“When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it’s under a lot of pressure! ”

astrology, celestial, humor, i, moon, most, nature, ocean, respect, three, wolf, woman, women

4 hours ago
Commentary:
“Keeping the peace one puff at a time! #SafetyFirst”

health, humor, i, mental, mental health, personal, personal safety, recreational, relief, safety, smoke, stress, stress relief, weed

6 hours ago
Commentary:
“Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! ”

art, critique, humor, meeting, office, oil, oil painting, painting, sarcasm

23 hours ago
Commentary:
“Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents”

adulthood, dynamic, family, family dynamic, humor, irony, life, life irony, most, parenting, parents, reversal, role, role reversal, surprise

1 day ago
Commentary:
“When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! #UnfinishedMasterpiece”

better, confidence, content, content creation, creation, humor, i, media, motivation, myself, procrastination, self-improvement, social, social media, working

1 day ago

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