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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Going viral on Facebook:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Seen just now on X:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Breaking via Discord:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Making waves on Telegram:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Trending via Slack:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Just landed via Telegram:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Reported on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Reported on Threads:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Just shared via X:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Spotted on TikTok:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Just shared via TikTok:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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