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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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